Top 5 quotes from a page I just stumbled upon, link to the site is at the bottom as usual.
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."
---Unknown
"Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life."
---Loelia, Duchess of Westminster
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
---Mae West
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
---Groucho Marx
"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
---Neil Kinnock
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http://smiley963.tripod.com/humorous.html
Sunday, 28 October 2007
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