Loads of Jokes

Here are loads of jokes, absolutley loads of them. So many jokes that you will wet yourself at the end.

Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!
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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

I hope you enjoyed this fine display of jokes presented by this comical page.