Patient Charts (Dumb Doctors)

Here's the top 10 Doctor notes from a whole list of them - go to the bottom of the post to visit the list. And don't forget to stumble it.

"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

"The patient refused an autopsy."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"She is numb from her toes down."

"The skin was moist and dry."

"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."

"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."

"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

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