A set of one liners found on our partners website Time-Waster.co.uk
Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
don't rush me. i get paid by the hour.
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you do not make dust, you eat dust
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day
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